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Excess Prosperity Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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Mint green ceramic figurine. Right paw raised in standard greeting posture. Intact structural form. Innocent ocular features. Closed oral cavity. Continuous viscous leak. Neon pink synthetic syrup. Heavy basal pooling. The fortune is overflowing. Administrative fact: the leak is the luck.Built for the peripheral survivor who navigates the high-density grid and recognizes the friction of synthetic fortune.Boxwood and Me. Synthetic luck. Viscous payout.Designed in Melbourne, Australia.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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