Cart Preview (0)

Your Cart is empty

Convenient Affection Directive T-Shirt

$25

Color: White

Fit
Style
Size
Size Chart & Product Info

T-Shirt FAQ

Outsourced intimacy. A sagging plastic payload. Flimsy delivery boxes pushing against the apex knot. An industrial staple securing a warped packing slip. The blunt command: MAKE IT NICE. Failing felt-tip ink. Severe fiber-drag. On the front, a sterile, scannable QR code masquerading as affection. The physical toll of convenient love.Built for the peripheral survivor who recognizes the structural reality of modern romance and the friction of the daily resupply.Boxwood and Me. Typically Typical.Designed in Melbourne, Australia.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

Standard

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More