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Slurp Wave Card

$13.50
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Imagine the suspended animation of a quiet food court or the concentrated heat of a local noodle shop. One picks up the chopsticks and initiates the cycle. SLURP. This isn’t just a meal; it’s a total acoustic takeover of the immediate environment.This piece serves as the official uniform for the person who occupies the most decibels in the room—a technical study of a giant, scratchy ramen wave. It celebrates the physical reality of the "splash zone" and serves as a record for those who reject the quiet suburban social contract in favor of a loud, messy, public performance.Built for the peripheral regular who understands that a quick dinner is often the loudest moment of the day.Boxwood and Me. Eat loud and stay messy.Designed

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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