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Ugly Luxury Tote

$23
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You are wearing a record of a visual glitch. It is a statement in big, scratchy letters that says UGLY, while the technical fine print insists on LUXURY. This is the official uniform for those who have performed a mental audit of the neighborhood and recognized the irony of the high-street sales pitch.Boxwood and Me. Audited, not fooled.Designed in Melbourne, Australia.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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