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Ugly Luxury Card

$13.50
  • Ugly Luxury Card by boxwood and me
Ugly Luxury Card by boxwood and me
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You are wearing a record of a visual glitch. It is a statement in big, scratchy letters that says UGLY, while the technical fine print insists on LUXURY. This is the official uniform for those who have performed a mental audit of the neighborhood and recognized the irony of the high-street sales pitch.Boxwood and Me. Audited, not fooled.Designed in Melbourne, Australia.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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The ordinary, exactly as found. High-grit vector apparel from Melbourne. Preserved, not refreshed.
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